I'm So Not Bossy

I was talking to a coworker this morning about how his girlfriend makes him take off work days to paint other people's houses. Apparently she is some kind of interior decorator or designer. I started laughing because that guy is so whipped. I don't understand girls that boss boys around. I might have bossed a few around in my time (when I was 10), but now that I'm older I'm really not a bossy person. I may ask you to do something, and I just expect you to get it done. Of course, if you say 'no', that's fine too. I'll just go do it myself. It just boggles my mind that some men, husbands do everything their wife tells them and they listen to her when she bosses them around. "Your testicles called. They would like to come back to their rightful owner!" One time I'll try to be bossy and see how far I get. Maybe it's an only child thing or an oldest child thing. I don't know.