Schmoopy Post

This is my Schmoopy Post:

YB has turned in his notice today. I swear I can't live with the idea of him leaving me. I may have to quit and get a job at his new place just to be near to him. Even if it's just cleaning toilets, it won't matter to me.

I have been hiding this secret love for years and now that I am faced with the truth I realize that it is true. I can't go on without him every day. Maybe I could convince him to just quit work altogether and let me take care of him. I would do all his laundry, pay his bills, even cook all his meals. All he would have to do is be near to me. Yes! I will go and find him right now. I'm sure he will go for my new 'togetherness' plan!




BTW, I accidentally signed on as YB. This really is Peachy.

For real.