Designated Driver

Today is a day I wish I still had my old best friend. She would be DD or she would be living in the city, so we can grab a cab and get home whenever we feel like it. Too bad she has kids and we don't talk to each other anymore.

I am feeling totally obnoxious today, and it's not such a good feeling. There is a work happy hour scheduled, but I will try to remain my snobbish, unpleasant, standoffish self until the people I don't like leave. Then I'm fun and mingling with everyone else BUT my coworkers. hee hee.

I drove to the Market today to get a strawberry lemonade. I couldn't find parking, so I drove around and around, and decided that it wasn't meant to be. I was first at the red light heading towards work and there was a Dodge Ram behind me (or some big truck). A girl in a red mustang pulled next to me and motioned to me that she wanted to get in front of me, and would that be okay. I gave her a mean face and I said "No" and looked back at the light. I knew she was going to race around me anyway, so the light turned green, and I just sat there. She sped off. I hope I ruined her day. I just laughed to myself. Why ask if you're going to do it anyway? I don't know why I am the only one who thinks this way. If I were that girl, I wouldn't have even looked at me. I would've just had my feet ready when the light turned green. The funny part was that she got caught behind a slow car. I got the last laugh.

Big Nan planned another interview at 11:30. I walked across the street at 11:30, and she said 'We're running way behind, so don't bother interviewing him. I don't like the guy. ' I said 'Oh good because now I can eat my lunch on time.' She said 'I knew you weren't going to be upset.' I guess she is starting to figure me out. I don't want to do those stupid interviews.

So, in a nutshell, I'm ready to get rowdy tonight. Even if I only have a couple beers at happy hour so I can drive myself home, I have wine and movies at home. Good drinking and good sleeping ahead.

Oh..and my lawyer friend is not only having a baby, she's having twins. Better her than me.