If I Had a Hammer..

[You get to answer any five of these and then add your own occupations] I'm only answering three because I do have work to do. Yeah, right

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime(by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer(by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep(by laine)
If I could be a masseuse(by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver(by Brian)
If I could be a priest(by Brian)
If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham(Karen)
If I could be a dancer(Karen)
If I could be Santa Claus(Karen)
If I could be on a reality TV show(Dawn)
If I could be a magician(Dawn)
If I could be a rich man
If I could be perfect
If I could be a comedian
If I could be invisible
If I could be a Korean(by Ty)
If I could be a blogger(by Ty)
If I could be a pervert(by Ty)
If I could be a digital camera(by Ty)
If I could be the guy who gets to be alone with you(by Ty)
If I could be a man for a day (grace)
If I could be a superhero (grace)
If I could be YOUR MOMMA (grace)
If I could be a wallflower (Peachy)
If I could be a hippie living in the 60s(Peachy)
If I could be a fast food worker (Peachy)
If I could be a man on the moon (Peachy)
If I could be an annoying coworker (Peachy)

If I were a painter, I'd have a blank canvas with one line only on every painting. The lines would be different colors and thicknesses and places, but that's all I would do, and sell them for millions! I only want one picture to be in the Louvre.

If I were an actor, I'd demand to only work with the highest paid actresses and actors to boost their egos. I know I wouldn't be good at it, but the fancy pants actors would want to work with me because I'm quirky and fun off camera.

If I were a video game designer, Frogger, Ms. Pac Man and Donkey Kong would be updated every month.