Coinkydink

I just found out that my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 9 months. She is so funny. My sister is an engineer, and she is more impatient than I am. She's the oldest, so she's pretty bossy, and she's like 5'2 MAYBE, so she has Napoleonic complex. hee hee.

She just told me that her boyfriend would put her on speakerphone, and when she would ask if she's on speaker he would say 'Why do you ask?' She would say "Because it sounds like you're in a cave." He would say "What kind of cave?" and then she'd be mad. HA!!HA!!

Also, the other night it was really windy. They went to bed, and he said 'Where does the wind come from?" She yelled, "I'm not on the internet right now. I'm tired and want to go to sleep. Why do you ask me those stupid ass questions all the time?" I think that's when they got into a fight and broke up.

This guy never talks anyway, so I guess it's probably for the best. She has two dogs, he has 0 pets, and when she asked him 'Would you rather have a dog or a cat?' his answer was "Neither. I guess I could deal with a cat." Who would say that when your girlfriend has two dogs that she's not getting rid of anytime soon. Strange guy. He is from England, so the odds that they would have a long term future together isn't really that great, but she was trying, I guess.

So, I told her how Ed hadn't talked to me since Wednesday morning/a bit on Saturday and I think we're done too, and she was just like 'oh.' That's all she said. My family is so caring. *rolling eyes*