Today's Funny

I'm dying laughing.

Today was the first day of official quiet hours. Well, you know, CheaterGirl had to get on the phone with one of her clients and start blabbing. I sent her an email saying 'I'm not sure if you're aware, but quiet hours are from 1-2.' I sent the email at 1:30. She stomped over to my desk and starts YELLING at me. I actually gave her the finger, and I never give anyone the finger. I didn't know how else to say anything without actually TALKING. HA! So, she starts yelling in her broken English saying, 'I don't know why you had to send me that email. I was talking to a client.' I said 'It's quiet hours. Shhh.' She yells, 'I need to talk to you outside at 2pm.' I said 'I'm not going anywhere. It's quiet hours. Shhhh.' I'm laughing hysterically on the inside, and wishing that there were more people here to hear her yelling. Then she says 'I will see you outside at 2pm.' I said 'You better wear some flat shoes.' Then she stormed off to her desk.

A minute later she walks by and says 'You're gonna get it.' I told her I was so scared.

YB-you missed a good one today.