Definition of White Trash

After the bar closed, the three of us rolled into Royal Farms (aka The Farm Store, similar to Sheetz, Wawa, 7-11, etc..). There was one woman in there with the following:

A really bad bleached blonde dye job with stringy hair.
A dingy white racerback tank top.
A bright white bra with the straps out (that's how I knew it was bright white).
A khaki green denim mini skirt.
Bruises on her legs.
Some really big, pink slippers that might have been pigs at one time.
She bought Newports and little cigars.

Word to the wise, when your bra is cleaner than your tank top, wear a different tank top-or bra. HA!!HA!! I hate going to the Farm Store late at night. Sometimes it scares me.