I'm Dangerous when Alone

I just got on the horn (how old fashioned do I sound) and was talking to one of my new-found Ravens friends. I was lamenting the fact that I couldn't go to the Superbowl this year because I just bought those windows. We made a pact that if they go to the Superbowl, we're going to Miami anyway. How awesome is that?! A pact! He has one other friend that's a big fan, and hopefully he'll come along.

Ok. Now to the good part. I called my Aunt, who lives down there, to see if I could stay. Here's our conversation.

Me: Hi Aunt K!
A: Eliz? (that's my sister)
Me: Nope, Peachy.
A: I never thought I'd hear from you. HELLO!
M: It's only because I want something. HA!!HA!! Can you believe I just said that? Crazy..but..um..I do have something to ask.
A: OK.
Me: If the Ravens go to the Superbowl, can I stay at your house?
A: Sure. That's not a problem. Who are the Ravens?
M: explaining, blah blah.
A: Well, if they make it, you can stay. That would be fine.
Me: Well, what if I have some friends. Can they stay too?
A: A male or female? If it's a male, he's staying in the other room. If it's a female she can stay with you.
M: I have to find some friends first, Aunt K. I'm just asking in case someone wants to come along.
A: You got it.
M: Oh, and anytime you're in Baltimore, you have a place to stay. But you might want to bring some sheets and towels because I don't have much but new windows and a roof.
A: *Laughs* Oh. Really?
M: No, I have stuff. I was just kidding. Ok I better go. I just wanted to let you know in advance.
A: Good idea. Let me know.

Do you think she's prepared to see this?