I'm a dud

I was telling YB yesterday that I'm really no fun. I sit at home and either goof off on the computer, watch tv/movies or read my books. I never clean (unless I absolutely have to), and I call myself a dirt mirt (although my house isn't nasty, it's just not sparkling). I finally did my dishes yesterday, and that's basically my life story. I take classes when I can so that I can get out of the house. I have no food in my house, and when I do get snacks and fun stuff, I'm not used to having them, so I forget that it's there. If you are every thirsty, I always have kool-aid on hand. If you are ever stuck in a snow storm, you better hope you have a few drops of milk because I always have Betty Crocker instant mashed potatoes. I can't make them often because if I do buy milk, it goes sour before I can drink it all.

I live a pretty minimalistic life. I have furniture because Ed has loaned me coffeetables and nightstands. I'd be fine without them though, because now that I have them, I'm supposed to keep them dust free, and use a coaster and all that stuff that proper home owners do. I pay a man to cut my grass because I have a slight hill out front, and it's hard for me to cut the grass. Once I get home, I hardly ever leave. When I get home I put on my slippers. If I'm headed downstairs I put on my housecoat. I wear one outfit a day (not including my gym stuff), and that's it. I never change clothes when I get home. Sometimes I fall asleep in my work clothes if I'm too lazy to go to bed or go upstairs. I don't ever have lights on in the house unless I'm in that particular room. I only have three mirrors in my house (two are in the bathroom), and one is actually one of those trays that you are supposed to put candles on. I didn't know that's what it was, so I hung it on the wall. HA!!HA!! The mirror that gets the most use out of me is the upstairs bathroom mirror (first thing in the morning) or my car's rearview mirror. Maybe I'm part vampire.

I guess now you know more about me than you really cared to know. I watched 'The Natural' last night with Robert Redford. It's a great baseball movie. I admitted to myself last night that I love all sports movies.