What is Wrong With Me?

I own two white short sleeve shirts. One is a v-neck and one is a crew neck, and they are basically tshirt material.

I'm an usher at church now, and we're supposed to wear black and white. I hate wearing white because I always ALWAYS spill something on it.

Two weeks ago, I was rushing to get ready and I thought, 'hmm..maybe I'll wear some lipstick today.' I couldn't get the top open (shows how often I use it), and as I was pulling, the side with the lipstick slid out and made a mark right under my tit. So...I kind of smudged it, and went on to church. HA!!HA!! Later that day, I put makeup remover on it, and saved the day.

Tonight I wanted to wear a white tshirt under my Motor Maids shirt (I was showing the guys in my moto. group our uniform), but I couldn't find my other white tshirt. Oh, there it is, in the dirty clothes hamper. I pulled it out and put it on. It reeked! hee hee. I thought 'Should I just wear it anyway, and call it a day?' I finally decided to wear a white tank top under my shirt. I guess it's time for me to go to the store and get some white v-neck undershirts and maybe buy a nice white shirt or two. Who owns only two white shirts? This is just the start of my problems.