Workman's Comp

At 10a I injured my left ring finger and palm. I was sticking a metal probe into a glass vial and had my hand just so. I guess I'm strong because the probe went through the vial and into my ring finger. I think some of the glass cut my palm, but it's not so bad.

I had to talk to the security guard and he called the safety guy 'Hello, Newman (that's his name, Newman)', and off I went to the clinic.

The doctor there put some kind of stitchless tape on my finger and said it will hold my ring finger together for the time being. I took a drug and alcohol test although the nurse found out I didn't need one and trashed my results. I bet I'll have to get "randomly" tested next week.

On the drive home, I realized that I use my ring finger to put on my turn signal. It hurt every time I flipped the lever to put on my signal. I guess I'll have to be more careful.

The worst was that the lady that I hate at work saw me grabbing my hand and running to the bathroom to wash off the blood. All she asked was 'is there blood on the floor?' Bitch. HA!!HA!!