Introductions

There are a few things I hate about introductions (a fairly new lady just came through with one of her new employees while all of our faces are stuffed with Chipotle).

She doesn't know who we are, but is still trying to introduce us to the new lady. It didn't go over so well.

Secondly, don't say 'I don't think we've met, when we HAVE met.' I introduced myself to her when she first started here. I hate people who don't remember who they have and haven't met. I can see saying 'I'm sorry, I forget your name.' That implies that we've met, you just need to up your Gingko Biloba dosage, or pay more attention. When you say 'We haven't met.' I totally want to call you on it.

Oh, and the new girl is wearing blue, yellow and red tartan pants. WT people, WT.