Yesterday's Funny-Potty Humor

I actually do have one more thing to share. I forgot about this story.

I went to see Mom-mom to get the title transfer and power of attorney taken care of (again!). I got to her house and I had to go pee. Not a big deal. After Chick-Fil-A lemonade and a two hour drive, it happens. Mom-mom said 'My toilet isn't flushing, so if you go pee, pour some water into the toilet and it'll flush itself.' I said 'Well, I don't really have to go. I'll go at the lawyer's office.' She insisted I go pee, and I insisted that I didn't REALLY have to go, I was just GOING to go. Off we went to see the lawyer.

I forgot I had to go pee until we got back to her house. I hate peeing in public bathrooms anyway, so it was fine. I said 'Oh yeah..I forgot to go pee. I'll just go fix your toilet.' Then she said 'Don't forget to pour some water in the bowl.' Then I said 'Well...um...what if I have to go number 2?' She cracked up laughing and said 'That's a whole 'nother story then. I don't know what you're going to do.' and she kept laughing. Then I started laughing and said 'I'M JUST KIDDING!' Her toilet was fine. Poor Mom-mom, pouring water down the toilet all the time when the toilet is fixed already.

I'm telling you, I love hanging out with my grandmother. She and I have the best times together, even if some of them are short lived. I lived with her for my last year in college, and it ruled. I think that's why we have a closer bond than my sisters, cousins and brother.

Oh, also in the lawyer's office we were talking about her burial plot, and how she is going to be buried on top of Pop-pop. I mentioned that she should just be cremated and call it a day. She said 'I already paid for that plot, and my ashes certainly aren't going to fill it up, so I'll just be buried. I don't want to be burned anyway.' Right when she said that the lawyer walked in and was like 'what?' We started laughing and I said 'Oh, we were just talking about her burial plot and cremation.' He said 'oh' but he was probably thinking 'What could possibly be funny about that?' He just doesn't understand how we roll. Poor lawyer guy. hee hee.