Today's Funny

Guess who got a booty call last night?

I did. Unbelievable.

Five points:
1) I'm a heavy sleeper.
2) I turn my phone off around 11 or whenever I go to bed.
3) So when I woke up this morning, I had a message on my phone at 1:30a saying that he and his buddies were at their local bar, and I should come down.
4) The bar closes at 2a. If I had been awake, there's no way I would've made it down to the bar in time to actually drink and have fun. So..I definitely deem this as a booty call. How exciting.
5) I'll be returning this call around 4 to see what's on tap for tonight.