Old Fashioned
Have any of you ever heard of this drink? I have, but I don't remember what's in it. I think it's gross stuff that old people used to like when they had speakeasies and stuff like that.
I'm old fashioned (sometimes). I have a bachelorette party to attend this weekend. I haven't seen the girl that's getting married in ages, so I figured I could get drunk and reminisce with her and her friends. That's always fun. She's getting a stripper. I hope hope HOPE that he sticks to sitting and dancing around her, and the rest of us just hang out and laugh (and drink). That would be ideal. If he comes near me, I'm hiding in the kitchen. I hate male strippers. They are nasty, with their body oils and shaved bodies. Yuck.
So, I emailed her today asking for directions to her new place. True, I could mapquest it, but mapquest gives such random directions, a lot of times it's just easier to ask the person. She emails me the following 'Here's my address. Sorry, really busy.' I KNOW her address and the party is Saturday at 6:30. It's THURSDAY. She has several options:
1) not reply or wait until she's "not busy."
2) give me a call on Saturday day
3) have her sister call and give me directions.
Don't reply and say 'here's my address, really busy.' I know she's the bride and all, but sheesh! As much as I hate all bride related events, this makes me not want to go. Unfortunately, I told Lisa I'd drive, so no backing out now. I always screw myself one way or another.

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