Peachy For A Day

So Peachy asked me to try and post something here. Apparently she is having troubles posting. I thought I'd go for it since I am such a nice guy and all. Plus, I sorta feel like this is an opportunity........ :)

I started wondering what I should write. I thought about it a while, trying to think like her. Then I thought maybe I should try and imagine that if I were my friend Peachy, what would I have to look forward to today? So here is the list of what I think Peachy will have to look forward to today.

1. First, I'll wake up slowly, not wanting to go to work because people will be talking to me before I want them to.

2. I'll consider having coffee then decide not to. Then decide to have coffee. Then decide not to. Then have coffee and try to ignore the fact that my toothbrush is at home. I hate coffee breath.

3. Check blogs and wonder why people write such crap all the time. (Like that goofy YB guy). Then have some good laughs with some blog friends, think about leaving comments but by now I really don't feel like it so.....

4. Get started on something, ask for help not realizing that the guy who volunteers to help me is doing it because he's gets all starry-eyed every time I'm around. I don't notice how he drops everything as soon as I speak his name. Poor sucker. He just doesn't realize the danger he is in falling for me. *sigh*

5. Work on my project, doing an exceptionally efficient job (as usual) even though my mind is on what Ryan and I will be doing tonight.

6. Laugh to myself and blush as I realize what it is I want Ryan and I to be doing tonight.

7. Take a break and look out a window, cursing the weather because I really wanted to ride my bike this weekend. Damn rain!

8. Go back to work, turning down 3 different offers for lunch, not noticing how heartbroken the guys asking are when I reject them. (Even though it's not rejection to me. They are deluded after all. It's the Kavorka. I can't help it. *sigh*)

9. Start planning my latest stock investment as I finish my project. Can't ever have enough investments going.

10. Knock off work early just because I can. Since I am my own boss and all.

11. Hurry home to Judge Judy. Rip the phone out of the wall so I don't have to abuse anyone for bugging me during my 'golden time'. (JJ time is sacred y'know!)

12. After JJ is over, I get my sexy Victoria's Secret lingere on under my regular clothes. I'm feeling a little frisky thinking about Ryan coming over and I think he deserves a nice surprise.

13. Spend the evening torturing Ryan with my womanly wiles. The poor boy just has such a hard time keeping up with me. But he does get an A for effort. And he really doesn't mind at all. ;)


So there you have it. Thats how I think Peachy's day will go. Peachy, let us know how close I got to the truth. I do know you pretty well after all. xo